"I Will Show You How To 'Fix' Your Crippling Back Pain And Finally Return To The Land Of The Living... Guaranteed!"
From the Desk of Joel Lindsay
Hey, Fellow Back Pain Sufferer,
Before I start babbling on about my back pain woes and how I fixed it, I want you to know... I sympathize with you! In fact as ex-prez Billy-Boy Clinton loved to say "I feel your pain".
Seriously - having severe back pain is one of the most painful, frustrating experiences you can deal with in life. I should know - up until a few months ago I've had to deal with severe back pain for 4 straight years! Experts say that back pain related issues are the number one excuse for employees NOT going into work. I'm a believer.
But now, after years of trying everything that DIDN'T WORK, I can happily report to you that I am 100% pain-free and now live my life better than guys 20 years younger than me!
But damn, it was not always that way...
Tell me if I'm right - you probably find that your family and friends have a different point of view about pain, and back pain in particular, because they don't live with it. If they had, they wouldn't say half the stupid-ass things they undoubtedly say to you now...
"Joel, didn't your back hurt last week also?"
"Come on, Joel, can't you just take a pill?"
"Joel, be honest, are you faking it?"
Yes, I know how those words hurt but they also show the total misunderstanding (or stupidity!) of someone who has never suffered from back-pain before.
But do you want to know which idiotic phrase really pisses me off the most? It's the "Are you faking it?" comment. (No BS, my own mother asked me if I was faking my back issues to avoid work?)
The damn problem is, other than your complaints and cries of pain, often there really is no 'proof' that you suffer from back pain. It sucks.
You know, I had an employer once who was out to screw me because he thought that I was "affecting the whole team" by the number of sick days that I had to take. What a dick!
The ironic and simple fact was... I wished, make that PRAYED, that I never had to take those sick days. I felt like a loser and, truth is, I couldn't afford to take time off work! I would have given away my mother-in-law to have even semi-decent health to make it to work every day.
But let's take a quick step back in time...
You may be wondering how the hell I managed to get such a bad back. It's a bit strange (and unbelievable to many) but I don't really have a great answer. There was no dramatic accident, nor birth defect, nor some failed attempt to lift an extremely heavy object which may account for my back pain. In fact, it started when I was doing something very ordinary.
I had arrived back home from my normal Saturday morning Cosco run and as I pulled out my case of 32 bottled spring water I felt weird 'tug' in my back. Within seconds I was down on one knee in the most excruciating pain I've felt in years. Cold sweat began to pour down my face and I thought I was going to pass out. No bull.
My wife came running out of the house when she heard my cries, first laughing, but then a worried look came on her face when she saw my pain was real. (She told me later she thought I was having a heart attack.)
Well, she was wrong about the heart attack, but man, that pain was like nothing that I have ever felt before.
And after a couple days, I fully expected the pain to subside and improve like most pulled muscles do, but not in this case, the damn pain only got worse. I spent a two days in bed, stiff as a carrot, before realizing - "Damn, man, you screwed your back up good - you need to see a doctor".
Like a 90 year old man, I dragged myself to Doctor Riyah, a well-known and recommended chiropractor.
The good doc touched and pushed and squeezed every inch between the top of my ass to the tip of my skull... and, strangely, it felt damn good. But as soon as he removed the pressure I immediately felt the pain and the vice-like squeeze coming right back.
"Doc, can't you just give it a crack or maybe a pill to get me on my feet again."
His answer sucked!
No, no. Not in this case. Only time and plenty of back rest back will help"
What the hell...like I hadn't been doing that for the last few days!
Much more painful time passed...
The next year of my life was a painful one. Some days better than others but when I look back - that year was a total loss. All because of back pain. Can you relate?
Sure, I saw several 'specialists' which cost countless thousands of dollars and thousands more on over-the-counter pain and anti-inflammatory meds but I found nothing that offered true, lasting pain relief.
The good docs did give me options - some very invasive (and costly as hell) operations (with the slight potential of paralysis) or some kick-ass (and costly as hell) prescription drugs that would put me in La-La land whenever the pain got too bad.
Truth is, on the bad days, I chose the drugs - Demerol and Vicodin mainly but also dabbled with Oxycontin 60 - and, yes, they helped the pain, but all I wanted to do was sleep and eat! I gained 19 lbs in 11 weeks in my drug-induced stupor and was flat broke due to the co-pay cost. ($9.75 per 60 mg pill? Seriously?)
If you've 'been there done that', then you damn well know that you're desperate to try anything to get back your once normal life. Honestly, my confidence and trust in conventional medicine during my 'year of hell' hit rock bottom. I do think the good doctors and therapist wanted to help but just didn't know how?
I was depressed, discouraged, in pain, and broke. In my desperation I thought... perhaps something alternative?
Look, I am not a vegan or some 'new age' kind of guy and even the thought of going to an alternative medicine facility is something that I never would have considered before, but desperation makes you do some strange things.
So I googled through a whole list of different so called experts who promised that they would be able to help me. It cost me 40% of my 401K savings but I tried them all. What an experience - they used needles, hypnotism, fire, smells and almost anything else that you can think of in order to try and help me, but $9780 later the pain was still there.
The turnaround...
As my wife will tell you, she credits herself with the start of, what I call, my 'miracle turn-around'. And she's right - she was scanning the local rag newspaper one day when she came across an ad in the classified self-help section about a group of people who met regularly to support each others pain.
It sounded freaky and cult-like to me but I went. I had nothing to lose. The following Wednesday evening, I went to meet with this group.
Eerily similar to alcoholics anonymous?
I look back and laugh now, but it was very similar to Alcoholics Anonymous where people sit around and give their stories and then clap each other and cheer. There was even a 12 Step program in order to try and encourage you to reach a higher stage. This crap was totally not me!
But guess what... I kept going. Each time I would come back and laugh with the wife about some of the freaks there. Sure, it sounds cruel, but I'm telling you - some of these people sitting in the room with me were the most bizarre creatures I've ever seen.
But these freaks did have some unique and crazy-effective ways of dealing with their pain. Ways I never thought possible without drugs or surgery.
I admit it, at the time I didn't take these meetings too seriously but after Meeting 7 where a young woman named Helen spoke, I did actually try out something that she said. It involved drinking water at certain exact times of the day. The amazing thing was that although it didn't get rid of my pain completely, I did feel relief and there were times during the day when I felt normal again.
After Meeting 7, instead of just bringing back stories to tell the wife, I decided to actually listen to the people at these meetings. I realized then that some of these people were...bizarre geniuses - freaky and dysfunctional on the outside but with mind-blowing ideas on the inside, at least when it came to pain management.
I won't lie to you - it was a journey of trial and error. Some methods worked for me, others didn't but gradually I found that week by week my pain was decreasing and my life was slowly returning back to normal. In fact, for the last 6 months, I rarely even think about my back and unless I do something particularly strenuous or stupid, I feel no pain at all.
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